| Handicap Results | ||||
| Dances With Dirt - Green Swamp - March 9, 2013 | ||||
| PLACE | NAME | GUN TIME | HANDICAPPED TIME | ALL FEMALE |
| 1 | V-pack | 9:17:03 | 5:55:57 | |
| 2 | Quaff On! Racing | 6:08:59 | 6:08:59 | |
| 3 | What Happened to Our Other 2 Runners? | 6:18:19 | 6:12:01 | |
| 4 | STFUARDWD | 6:46:27 | 6:33:51 | |
| 5 | Thunder | 8:10:02 | 6:48:12 | |
| 6 | 4 girls and a guy | 7:46:42 | 6:54:26 | |
| 7 | Lady and the Tramps | 7:51:13 | 7:19:39 | |
| 8 | Team Holst | 8:19:37 | 7:43:09 | |
| 9 | The Bed-Rockers | 8:26:50 | 7:48:19 | |
| 10 | Sakejechriwa | 8:27:18 | 7:49:15 | |
| 11 | WWMRG | 8:12:19 | 8:09:22 | |
| 12 | Thunder BFF | 9:28:51 | 8:17:45 | all female |
| 13 | Blood. sweat and tears | 8:23:11 | 8:23:44 | |
| 14 | Girls Just Want To Have Fun | 8:56:08 | 8:35:32 | all female |
| 15 | Shagalicious Go Go's | 8:21:00 | 8:36:56 | all female |
| 16 | Thunder Buddies | 8:19:04 | 8:39:22 | |
| 17 | Team USA. a Chuck Norris tribute (TUSACNT for short) | 8:47:02 | 8:46:10 | |
| 18 | UIG | 9:12:04 | 8:56:03 | |
| 19 | Run...THINGS...Run | 8:21:00 | 9:00:45 | all female |
| 20 | Off Like a Prom Dress | 9:09:19 | 9:08:23 | |
| 21 | New New Bourboneers | 9:09:08 | 9:09:08 | |
| 22 | Hot to Trot SWAT | 8:58:06 | 10:16:22 | |