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| Dances With Dirt - Green Swamp - March 8, 2014 | ||||
| PLACE | NAME | GUN TIME | HANDICAPPED TIME | ALL FEMALE |
| 1 | Quaff On | 5:10:43 | 5:10:43 | |
| 2 | V-pack | 8:38:14 | 5:22:52 | |
| 3 | Team Davis | 5:27:27 | 5:22:52 | |
| 4 | Team Got The Runs! | 5:42:23 | 5:30:24 | |
| 5 | LRHS | 7:05:22 | 6:01:08 | |
| 6 | POLK COUNTY RUNNING CLUB | 6:25:58 | 6:16:19 | |
| 7 | PeaceLoveMud | 7:07:42 | 6:42:54 | |
| 8 | League of Villains | 7:03:56 | 6:43:10 | |
| 9 | Dirty Skirt Justice League | 7:52:25 | 6:44:52 | All Female |
| 10 | Thunder | 7:53:16 | 6:50:26 | |
| 11 | Watch Our Back...sides | 7:33:46 | 7:13:48 | |
| 12 | MyPipeFish | 8:01:29 | 7:16:13 | |
| 13 | Team Boogaloo Shrimp | 7:47:33 | 8:27:15 | |
| 14 | Tight Butts and Sweaty Nuts | 7:34:13 | 10:04:59 | |